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April 5th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Signs New Yorkers Are Getting Too FatTop Ten Signs New Yorkers Are Getting Too Fat Elevators have a maximum occupancy of one The Statue of Liberty is now holding a cupcake Drivers license photos larger to include all chins Broadway's Shubert Alley renamed Kirstie Alley Robotic voice in the subway says, "Stand clear of the closing doors, lardass" Thousands of "potholes" are actually footprints in the pavement 97% of ATM passwords are either "fudge" or "bacon" People becoming Yankees fans just for the slimming pinstripes Most popular store: Gap For Tubby Dudes New Yorkers are winded after giving the finger
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April 6th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | How the heck do so many people manage to get so damn fat??
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April 6th, 2008
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Quote:
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April 7th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Nice. LOL
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April 7th, 2008
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| Spam King | Quote:
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April 8th, 2008
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Quote:
HEH, HEH, Its all true too! Of course one just needs to try the restaurant scene in NYC as an explanation of why we are alittle rounder.
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April 8th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | Quote:
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April 8th, 2008
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| God of Scones | but you only have 6700
__________________ Larynx, Spine Lungs, Liver, Jugular, Subclavian Artery, Kidney, Heart. Now which will be my strike point? |
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April 9th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | By then I'd be the size of a toothpick. |
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April 11th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer | Hahahaha!!!
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