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June 12th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Signs an NBA Game Is FixedTop Ten Signs an NBA Game Is Fixed Game begins 20 minutes before visiting team arrives Tip-off always goes to the player with the largest salary At the end of the first quarter, the score is 179 to 2 Missed three-pointers count for two points if they're "pretty close" One of the Laker Girls looks suspiciously like Pete Rose Whenever he's open, referee takes a shot Scoreboard has disclaimer: "All Scores Approximate" The team loses even though it led in points, delegates and the popular vote Jack Nicholson scores 25 points from his seat The Knicks win
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June 12th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahaha!!!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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June 13th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Love it!! 
__________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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