Topic: Top Ten Signs John McCain Is Getting Too Cocky

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February 7th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Signs John McCain Is Getting Too Cocky


Canceled tomorrow's campaign appearances so he doesn't miss "Lost"

Spent the afternoon roughing up Romney supporters

Last night, he blew half campaign war chest playing internet poker

Already working on his 2012 re-election strategy

Plans to campaign for the next three days in "Vodkachusetts"

Recently told voter "Keep that ugly ass baby away from me"

Now refers to Mike Huckabee as "Mike Suckabee"

Has started yelling, "Bingo!" when he doesn't even have bingo (come on, folks, he's old!)

Renamed his campaign bus the "Bite Me Express"

Went to Mexico with Jessica Simpson
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February 7th, 2008   Post 2
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LOL...love them all.
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February 8th, 2008   Post 3
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Nice. LOL
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February 12th, 2008   Post 4
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Good one!!
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