Topic: Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Is Exhausted

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April 25th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Is Exhausted


Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Is Exhausted


Spends most of her time campaigning in Sleepy's mattress stores

Barely has enough energy to lie about battling Bosnian snipers

Last night, spent 2 hours debating a coat rack

Agreed not to dispute Florida and Michigan delegates in exchange for a nap

Announced a new tax break for kitties

Greeted Philadelphia voters with, "It's great to be back in Tacoma!"

She's mismatching her pantsuits -- man, she must be exhausted!

When asked how she'd fight terrorism, she said two words: "Iron Man"

3 AM phone call? "Let the machine get it"

So tired, she actually crawled in to bed with Bill
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April 25th, 2008   Post 2
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nice one!

i like it
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April 25th, 2008   Post 3
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Hahahahaha!!!
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April 26th, 2008   Post 4
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Number one is the best.
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April 26th, 2008   Post 5
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lol..... "So tired, she actually crawled in to bed with Bill" best one
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