Topic: Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Is Getting Cocky

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October 8th, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Is Getting Cocky


10. Already selected her victory paintsuit
9. Canceled today's campaign appearances; Went to see "Good Luck Chuck"
8. Spent most of the last debate listening to her iPod -- just a reminder: The new iPod Touch is now in stock at your local Apple store
7. Hired Faith Hill to beat up women who've hit on Bill
6. Assembled a Las Vegas crew to steal her football memorabilia
5. Calling Giuliani during speeches to say she loves him
4. Already issuing memos about putting White House toilet seats down -- the ladies know what I'm talking about!
3. Responds to difficult questions with, "Oh no you didn't!"
2. Greeted Obama yesterday by saying, "Wanna be my bitch?"
1. Told Bill he can start dating again
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October 8th, 2007   Post 2
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Number one is the best.....lol
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October 9th, 2007   Post 3
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hahaha............
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