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June 22nd, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Travel AgentTop Ten Signs You Have a Bad Travel Agent Hotel stay is six days and two nights Accepts payment in the form of personal check, credit card or freshly harvested kidneys Won't let you go on vacation for more than a week because he'll miss you When you're in New York, he recommends you see a taping of "The Late Show" Instead of the Ritz, you're staying at the Ratz -- hi-oooo Your "plane ticket" is a post-it note with the handwritten message "Please admit one to the airplane" You have a layover at Laguardia Airport...an 8 day layover No number 3 -- writer on vacation Forget the restroom -- you're riding in a JetBlue wheel well Asks you to deliver a brown paper bag to a guy named Nikoli
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June 22nd, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahaha!!!
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June 22nd, 2008
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| Forum Brat | That's great! Reminds me of my last vacation..... 
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