Topic: Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Commencement Speaker | |
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May 17th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Commencement SpeakerTop Ten Signs You Have A Bad Commencement Speaker The entire speech is "Testing 1, 2, 3...testing" He's wearing a cap, but no gown -- boing! Only bit of wisdom: "There's a white Ford Taurus with its lights on" His introduction: "And now, the equipment manager for your Memphis Grizzlies..." The repeated references to how delicious grape jelly is Halfway through the speech he chokes on his tassel He leaves early to beat the traffic Angrily denounces so-called "book-learnin'" Thanks to the honorary degree, he's now Dr. Hasselhoff It's Oprah, But it's not the Oprah
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May 17th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | LOL.......
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May 23rd, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahahahaha!!!
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