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February 19th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Valentine's DayTop Ten Signs You Had A Bad Valentine's Day You got a ticket to Hawaii. Unfortunately, it's a bus ticket There was hanky, but no panky It was just you, your date, and his parole officer Only person you saw naked was your mother-in-law You found out your date "Sherry" was really "Gary" Night ended with you vomiting in a Red Lobster parking lot Instead of cupid, you were shot by a Latin King as a part of a gang initiation Somehow you ended up in a Mexican prison During a moment of candelit passion, your hairpiece caught fire When your dinner came out, so did your husband
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February 19th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Bonus: Your name is Sevens.  Nice list. 
__________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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February 19th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | aww Sevens what happened?
__________________ I don't exist.  TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED  Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com |
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February 19th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Quote:
Nothing. Exactly nothing. Just like every year. But on the bright side, all of my happily married/engaged/dating friends didn't show up/call to brag about how happy they are and tell me all about the great gifts they got from/for their honeys....... | |
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February 19th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | That sucks... I know how that used to feel like. It stopped bothering me in the Marines... then you don't need a relationship. |
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February 19th, 2008
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| God of Scones | Yeah, all you need is your rifle named Sue, and an MRE. Jk Jk.... 
__________________ Larynx, Spine Lungs, Liver, Jugular, Subclavian Artery, Kidney, Heart. Now which will be my strike point? |
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February 20th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Good one, TI!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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