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June 3rd, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Revelations in the Scott McClellan Book


Top Ten Revelations in the Scott McClellan Book

Thought it was safe to write tell all book because the president doesn't read

Resigned from press secretary job because Helen Thomas kept flashing him

Due to a clerical error, CIA spent two years fighting Al Jarreau

When things are busy, the president will stay as late as 4 pm

Before politics, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates was drummer for Foghat

White House has an illegal cable hookup

Each time McClellan lied about Iraq, Bush gave him a barrel of oil

Still appears at conventions as "Chachi" (sorry, that's revelations in the Scott Baio book)

No nuimber 2 -- writer at screening of "Sex and the City" -- and loving it

Beneath sunny exterior, Cheney's kind of a jerk
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June 3rd, 2008   Post 2
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LOL......
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June 4th, 2008   Post 3
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Very funny.
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June 8th, 2008   Post 4
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Hahahaha!!!
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