Topic: Top Ten Reasons......

Peddler · October 8th, 2007

Top Ten Good Things About Being A Late Show Audience Member

10. During commercials, Dave lets you pet his monkey
9. The convenience of parking in midtown for only $20 an hour
8. Get to see what the show is like before they edit out deadly silence
7. Great chance to catch up on your sleep
6. Nothing
5. Thanks to audience discount, you can get a Late Show t-shirt for just 50 bucks
4. Late Show? I thought this was "Jersey Boys"
3. In person, Dave is the spitting image of the late Buddy Ebsen
2. Security guards know just how I like to be frisked
1. It's like jury duty -- when you're done, you don't have to go again for three years

Team Infidel · October 8th, 2007

those are good

AFSteliga · October 9th, 2007

Very good.

CrazyLilCajun · October 9th, 2007

LOL.........

tomtom22 · March 13th, 2009

AB_Shorts_Momma · March 13th, 2009

Sevens · March 14th, 2009

Veru funny!!!

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Peddler Caesar Gear	Post; Top Ten Reasons...... Top Ten Good Things About Being A Late Show Audience Member 10. During commercials, Dave lets you pet his monkey 9. The convenience of parking in midtown for only $20 an hour 8. Get to see what the show is like before they edit out deadly silence 7. Great chance to catch up on your sleep 6. Nothing 5. Thanks to audience discount, you can get a Late Show t-shirt for just 50 bucks 4. Late Show? I thought this was "Jersey Boys" 3. In person, Dave is the spitting image of the late Buddy Ebsen 2. Security guards know just how I like to be frisked 1. It's like jury duty -- when you're done, you don't have to go again for three years __________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug." Last edited by tomtom22; October 8th, 2007 at 19:39..

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Team Infidel Milforums Spamfilter Gear	those are good __________________

October 9th, 2007	Post 3
AFSteliga Milforum Moderator Gear	Very good. __________________ Cpl K. Steliga VFR/IFR Data Coordinator Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Per ardua ad astra

October 9th, 2007	Post 4
CrazyLilCajun Milforum Cowgirl Gear	LOL......... __________________ "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

March 13th, 2009	Post 5
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

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AB_Shorts_Momma Milforum Otaku Gear	__________________ "The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war, no matter how justified, is directly proportional to how they perceive the veterans of earlier wars were treated and appreciated." ~George Washington

March 14th, 2009	Post 7
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Veru funny!!! __________________ Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat. Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

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