Topic: Top Ten Reasons to NOT Jog

bulldogg · November 21st, 2005

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is.

2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

tomtom22 · November 21st, 2005

bigcanada813 · November 23rd, 2005

maybe i should use those in PT

FULLMETALJACKET · November 25th, 2005

doubt you'd get a laugh there canada.

November 21st, 2005	Post 1
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	Post; Top Ten Reasons to NOT Jog 1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is. 2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. 3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. 4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. 5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. 6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. 7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. 8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. 9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. 10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

November 21st, 2005	Post 2
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

November 23rd, 2005	Post 3
bigcanada813 Canuckus Maximus Gear	maybe i should use those in PT __________________ GMU Alum, Class of 2008, BA in History

November 25th, 2005	Post 4
FULLMETALJACKET MilForum Bad Apple Gear	doubt you'd get a laugh there canada. __________________ 1/6 C. Co. "Cold Steel" A Legacy of Violence

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