Topic: Top Ten Reasons Mitt Romney Dropped Out Of The Presidential Race

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February 8th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Reasons Mitt Romney Dropped Out Of The Presidential Race


Harsh midwest weather was murder on his split ends

Wants to devote more time to rap persona P. MItty

Polls show public doesn't want a president who looks like a casino greeter

Just couldn't compete with the Ron Paul juggernaut

Unveiling a new line of honey-roasted Romnuts

That bastard Zogby had it in for him

Apparently America is not ready for a white male president

No number 3 -- writer suffering from Mitt withdrawal

There was that little problem of nobody voting for him

Lost all of his money betting on the Patriots
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February 9th, 2008   Post 2
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Nice list. LOL
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February 12th, 2008   Post 3
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Good one, TI!!!
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