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April 16th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Reasons I Like Being An AccountantTop Ten Reasons I Like Being An Accountant "My exciting lifestyle is the envy of all my claims adjuster colleagues" (Arthur Drucker) "I made ten grand doing taxes for Leona Helmsley's dog" (Richard Koenigsberg) "Numbers are my only friends" (Andrew Rubin) "What other job allows you to show up for work in just a suit and tie?" (Lou DeFalco) "Mild-mannered day job protects my true identity: Batman" (William Bregman) "I'm always the first to hear about all the latest calculator innovations" (Steven Goldsteen) "I was a finalist on last season's "Accounting With The Stars"" (Vicki Penino) "When some idiot asks me about a form 8038-G information return for tax-exempt governmental obligation, when they really mean a form 1038-R recovery of overpayment under arbitrage rebate provisions -- that s***'s hilarious!" (Andrew Ross) "If I screw up something, you go to jail, not me!" (Saundra Bus-El) "I get more tail than George Clooney" (Richard Cohen)
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April 16th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahahaha!!!
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April 16th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Very nice. 
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April 16th, 2008
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | #2 was filed under the "Only little people pay taxes" section of the tax code. Miserable old bat gave $12 Million to her dog and nothing to her own grandchildren. They didn't call her "Queen of Mean" for nothing, it was a well earned title. Definitaly someone who lived too long.
__________________ "My center is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack." -Foch I get this question a lot. I am from NYC. I fly a French flag because I work for the Paris Office of a International company. Last edited by mmarsh; April 16th, 2008 at 21:35. |
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April 16th, 2008
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| Optio  |  They are all pirates!  Lonnie Courtney Clay |
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