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Topic: Top Ten Reasons Fidel Castro Is Retiring |
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| Milforums Spamfilter | Post; Top Ten Reasons Fidel Castro Is RetiringAchieved his goal of getting Cuba's unemployment rate under 83% Wants to spend more time interrogating his family Just got Season One of "Gilmore Girls" Caught injecting human growth hormone into his wife, Debbie Castro Too many tacos He was adopted by Angelina Jolie -- honestly, how crazy would that be? Always promised himself he'd quit torturing when it stopped being fun Jane Fonda called him a blank 49 years at the same job? Who am I, Letterman?
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| Je suis aware |
I bet Angelina tried too.
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| Forum Brat |
Very nice.
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Good ones, TI!
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