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May 15th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamfilter | Post; Top Ten Reasons Annika Sorenstam Is Retiring (Presented by Annika Sorenstam)"Tired of Tiger Woods stealing my putter" "Became less interested in aiming at green and more interested in aiming at spectators" "I knew I needed a break when my golf bag began talking to me" "I'm leaving to play Countess Scarlett Worthington on 'All My Children'" "When I'm in a stressful tournament, I eat golf tees like they're peanuts" "Honestly, this long presidential campaign has sucked the life out of me" "Who can focus on golf when Lauren and Audrina are fighting on 'The Hills'?" "I want to spend more time with Brett Favre's family" "I just want a job where I can sit in a cubicle instead of being stuck on a golf course all day" "The only putts I have to worry about now is my fiance"
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May 15th, 2008
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"I just want a job where I can sit in a cubicle instead of being stuck on a golf course all day" That's the cutest one. I watched it last night and she has a personality of a bucket....
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May 15th, 2008
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Hahahaha!!!
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May 15th, 2008
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That good, huh? LOL
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