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June 7th, 2008   Post 1
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Top Ten Questions on the Barack Obama Running Mate Application

"How much experience do you have doing nothing?"

"Do you have any crazy clergymen we should know about?"

"Will you help your oil company buddies achieve record profits by screwing consumers?"

"How many friends do you have on Facebook?"

"Can your charisma and vitality match the high standard set by Dick Cheney?"

"Why the hell was Billy Crystal on Letterman talking about 'Soap the Complete Series' now available on DVD?"

"Do you think the Yankees should move Joba back to bullpen?"

"Any idea what happened on the season finale of 'Lost'?"

"Ever slept with Barbara Walters?"

"By any chance do you know where Osama bin Laden is?"
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June 7th, 2008   Post 2
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Nice list.
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June 8th, 2008   Post 3
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Hahahaha!!!
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June 9th, 2008   Post 4
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Ha! I'll have to send this one around.
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