Topic: Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex In A McDonald's | |
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April 30th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex In A McDonald'sTop Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex In A McDonald's Should I take her someplace more romantic like Applebee's? Am I going to get "The McClap"? Should we just stay in the car and have sex in the drive-thru? The rats won't mind, will they? Would she rather have had a 'Whopper'? Is this what my dad meant when he said, "Go get a job at McDonald's"? Should I add fries and a soda for an extra 99 cents? Can I tell my wife I was just getting a 'Happy Meal'? Should I see a psychiatrist? Is this going to hurt my wife's presidential campaign?
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Quote:
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April 30th, 2008
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| Caesar | LOL..... that is all just wrong
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April 30th, 2008
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| God of Scones | Hey TI, can you look for the news article to go with your future posts so we can read about what really happened as well?
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April 30th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahaha!!!
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Quote:
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May 1st, 2008
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| Forum Brat | That's awesome. LOL
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