10. "Does my kid really need a college education?"
9. "Do I get to keep the plate?"
8. "May I leave off the second 'S' in 'Dessert' for savings?"
7. "Is this why the terrorists hate us?"
6. "What would Leona Helmsley's dog do?"
5. "Should I save $14,499 and get a kit kat bar?"
4. "Why?"
3. "How am I going to explain this to Fred Nigro?"
2. "Should I just overpay for a pastry at Starbucks?"
1. "Do I really want to be fat and a dumbass?"

Holy . For $14,500 that dessert better come with some gold bricks.


Nice one, TI.

haha..........