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Topic: Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Marrying Michael Jackson |
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Marrying Michael Jackson10. "Are OJ Simpson, Phil Spector and Robert Blake spoken for?" ![]() 9. "Does the hyperbaric chamber fit two?" 8. "Technically, is Michael the bride or the groom?"7. "Is the best man a llama?" 6. "Will it bother me when he uses my make-up?" 5. "If I do this, which one of us will people call 'the crazy one'?" 4. "Can I put up with being a 'football widow' during the NFL season?" 3. "What would Liza Minnelli do?" 2. "Will he let me raise our monkeys Jewish?"1. "How long can I put off consummating this thing?"
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| Forum Brat | ROTFLMAO Love it!!!!
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| Milforum Cowgirl | LMBO......
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