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October 3rd, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Marrying Michael Jackson


10. "Are OJ Simpson, Phil Spector and Robert Blake spoken for?"
9. "Does the hyperbaric chamber fit two?"
8. "Technically, is Michael the bride or the groom?"
7. "Is the best man a llama?"
6. "Will it bother me when he uses my make-up?"
5. "If I do this, which one of us will people call 'the crazy one'?"
4. "Can I put up with being a 'football widow' during the NFL season?"
3. "What would Liza Minnelli do?"
2. "Will he let me raise our monkeys Jewish?"
1. "How long can I put off consummating this thing?"
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October 4th, 2007   Post 2
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ROTFLMAO Love it!!!!
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October 4th, 2007   Post 3
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