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July 18th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamfilter | Post; Top Ten Perks of Being an All-Star presented by Derek Jeter"If fans hit a beach ball onto the field, I get to keep it" "When I go to the supermarket, they give me the non-deadly tomatoes" "In November, I get to vote as many times as I want" "I can re-broadcast games without the express written consent of Major League Baseball" "I don't need a permit to own a monkey" "I get a 30-cent bump to $9.75 an hour" "Starbucks opened a branch in the dugout just in case I need a mid-game latte" "Whenever I steal second base, I decide whether I'm safe or not" "A chance to remind Boston players they only have to win 19 more championships to have as many as we do" "Special 'All-Star cups' vibrate in your pants!"
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July 18th, 2008
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| Tube Monkey USMC |
Hahahahaha. Last one. hahahahahaha.
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July 18th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  |
Next to last one ain't funny.
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July 19th, 2008
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| Forum Brat |
^^ No. Its not. 
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July 19th, 2008
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| Spam King |
Yes, it is. If the whole AL East went up in smoke, I wouldn't miss it. Except maybe the Blue Jays.
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July 19th, 2008
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| Forum Brat |
You wound me, TOG. Deeply.  |
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July 19th, 2008
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| Spam King |
Cry me a river, we'll float downstream, over a levee, and down Main Street in Iowa.
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July 19th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer |
Still not funny
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July 19th, 2008
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| Spam King |
Am I laughing? I hate the Yankees too...
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