Top Ten Other Classified Pieces Of Information Revealed By Joe Biden


Biden confirmed Vice President has no actual responsibilities

Obama also bought his kids a kangaroo

Nixon faked his death to escape gambling debts

In case of trouble, President's car can turn into a fighting robot

To enter Oval Office, you must know the President's secret fist-bump

Biden often skips staff meetings to watch "Jon And Kate Plus Eight"

America will declare it's going out of business next Tuesday

Obama smokes in his sleep

When Bush ran out of pate at a state dinner, he fed Queen Elizabeth week-old taco meat

Dick Cheney once caught waterboarding himself

Funny.