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July 30th, 2008   Post 1
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Top Ten NASA Excuses

Didn't think it was a big deal

We would like to visit these aliens but gas is so damn expensive

Too much Tang

Been sort of preoccupied with this giant asteroid that's headed toward Earth

We were waiting to reveal it on a very special episode of "The Tyra Banks Show"

Hey chillax, bro

No number 4 -- writer abducted by aliens

Too upset to talk after what happened to Pluto

Busy trying to confirm evidence of A-Rod/Madonna sex video

Our leader isn't as bright as their leader
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July 30th, 2008   Post 2
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It's also cool how any time they lose folks in a blow up they always advertise:
Need
Another
Seven
Astronauts.
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July 31st, 2008   Post 3
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LOL......
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