House came with a dogfighting pit, and it seemed like a shame to waste it

Wanted to distract the public from crooked NBA referees and cheating baseball players

Judgment was impaired by playing with lead-based Chinese toys

I was training the dogs to...uhhhhhh...get Osama

Always wanted to be quarterback for a prison team, like in 'The Longest Yard'

Steroids made me all crazy

Eddie Brill told me I needed something big to close on

Oh like you've never run an illegal dogfighting ring

Thought I could get out of it by buying Kobe Bryant's wife a diamond

Fights weren't worse than what you see on 'The View'"

haha.....

"Judgment was impaired by playing with lead-based Chinese toys"



I love it! hahahahaha