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October 6th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Messages Left On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine


Top Ten Messages Left On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine

"Hi, it's John McCain; I had to go to bed. How'd it go?"

"Hi, Katie Couric here. Have you thought of a Supreme Court case yet?"

"Hi, it's Bill Clinton. Let me know when Todd's out of town"

"My name is Joseph Sixpack -- knock it off"

"Hi, Katie Couric again -- think of any newspapers yet?"

"Buy the Late Show Fun Facts book. It's a bridge to hilarity"

"John McCain again; could you pick up my prescriptions?"

"Senator Larry Craig here -- do you have Joe Biden's phone number?"

"McCain again; do you remember where I parked the Straight Talk Express?"

"It's President Bush. If you're at the debate, who's watchin' Russia?"
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October 6th, 2008   Post 2
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Palin's insane. And so are you, TI. Did you buy that fact book thing?
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October 7th, 2008   Post 3
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Funny!
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October 7th, 2008   Post 4
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Hahahaha. All very good. I especially liked the last one. Hehehe.
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October 8th, 2008   Post 5
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hahahahaha!!!
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