Topic: Top Ten Messages Left On Fidel Castro's Answering Machine

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January 19th, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Messages Left On Fidel Castro's Answering Machine


"Yo, it's Raul. Where's the key to the humidor?"

"It's Blockbuster. Please return 'Girls of The Revolution Gone Wild'"

"Which fatigues do you want to be buried in, the olive green ones, or the slightly darker olive green ones?"

"It's Kim Jong Il -- when you're gone, can I have your Playstation?"

"Mel Gibson here. I think we both know who's responsible for this"

"Does this mean you're dropping out of 'Dancing With The Stars'?"

"Holy crap, El Nino's on Letterman"

"This is Paula Abdul. I just want to say, hey, wah the...like, when, wow, I heard... okay, later"

"It's Saddam Hussein-- See you soon!"

"Wow, congratulations on having Cuba's only answering machine"
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January 19th, 2007   Post 2
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January 20th, 2007   Post 3
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Nice! LOL
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January 20th, 2007   Post 4
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Good one!
 
January 20th, 2007   Post 5
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good one sir
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