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March 12th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Messages Left On Eliot Spitzer's Answering Machine


Top Ten Messages Left On Eliot Spitzer's Answering Machine

Hey, what's new?

It's Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Nevermind.

Ralph Nader here, glad to hear I'm not the only politician who has to pay for it

I'm calling from the 'New York Post.' Would you rather be known as 'Disgraced Gov Perv' or 'Humiliated Whore Fiend'?

This is John McCain, if it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln's wife

It's Dr. Phil, call me if you need any horse**** advice

This is Senator Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?

It's Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way

Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free

It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I'm no longer America's creepiest governor
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March 13th, 2008   Post 2
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Nice list.
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March 13th, 2008   Post 3
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