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June 7th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Messages Left on Barack Obama's Answering Machine


Top Ten Messages Left on Barack Obama's Answering Machine

"It's Eliot Spitzer - let's get some girls and celebrate!"

"John McCain here, I...crap, I forgot why I called"

"This is Al Gore, don't make the same mistake I did and win the popular vote"

"It's John McCain again. What is this some kind of machine that answers the phone?"

"This is John Kerry; are you interested in a subscription to 'Sports Illustrated'?"

"You've just made a powerful enemy of The Pantsuit Manufacturers of America"

"It's Randy Jackson. Your last speech? Little pitchy, dawg"

No number 3 - writer stuck on plane with Scott McClellan

"Hillary calling; I'm still prepared to offer you the Vice President position"

"Oprah here; I helped you get the nomination now will you help me get rid of Dr. Phil"
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June 7th, 2008   Post 2
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LOL Number 5 is the best.
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June 8th, 2008   Post 3
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Hahahaha!!!
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