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October 16th, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Messages On Al Gore's Answering Machine


10 "Hi, Mandy from The Cheesecake Factory. You left your credit card"

9 "George W. Bush here. Congratulations on your Latin Grammy"

8 "It's Larry from Toyota. This global warming paranoia is great for business"

7 "Put on Letterman. Some idiot is going to jump over interns"

6 "This is Hillary. If you run for president, I'll snap your neck"

5 "It's Jets coach Eric Mangini. Can you play quarterback?"

4 "Ann Coulter here. Any way we can blame global warming on the Jews?"

3 "I'm calling from the EPA. Turns out there is no global warming; You're just sweating because you're getting fat"

2 "This is Jimmy Carter. Want to use our medals to score some babes?"

1 "It's Cheney. Watch your back, Jack"
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October 16th, 2007   Post 2
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lol.........
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October 16th, 2007   Post 3
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funny..........
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October 16th, 2007   Post 4
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Letterman genius.
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October 17th, 2007   Post 5
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Very nice!!! I love number one.
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October 17th, 2007   Post 6
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Hehehahaha. I dunno...The violent Clinton message is probably my favorite.
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