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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Messages On Al Gore's Answering Machine10 "Hi, Mandy from The Cheesecake Factory. You left your credit card" 9 "George W. Bush here. Congratulations on your Latin Grammy" 8 "It's Larry from Toyota. This global warming paranoia is great for business" 7 "Put on Letterman. Some idiot is going to jump over interns" 6 "This is Hillary. If you run for president, I'll snap your neck" 5 "It's Jets coach Eric Mangini. Can you play quarterback?" 4 "Ann Coulter here. Any way we can blame global warming on the Jews?" 3 "I'm calling from the EPA. Turns out there is no global warming; You're just sweating because you're getting fat" 2 "This is Jimmy Carter. Want to use our medals to score some babes?" 1 "It's Cheney. Watch your back, Jack"
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| Milforum Cowgirl | lol.........
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| Caesar | funny..........
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Letterman genius.
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| Forum Brat | Very nice!!! I love number one.
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| Milforum Idol | Hehehahaha. I dunno...The violent Clinton message is probably my favorite.
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