Top Ten Martha Stewart And Emeril Lagasse Dinner Party Tips


Now thanks to Dominos 2-pizza deal, I can host a full blown dinner for 14 bucks

Run out of cream? In a pinch you can substitute Martha Stewart's white semi-gloss paint

Before cooking, lick poultry to make sure it doesn't taste "Salmonella-y"

Keep Regis away from the cooking sherry

Bam! Sorry, I always had wanted to do that

An apron is a great substitute for pants

For plump and juicy meats, inject that stuff Roger Clemens uses

Wait until dishes have been cleared before telling guests, "You just ate monkey"

Never let Jane Fonda make a toast

Whatever you do, don't invite Letterman

Good ones, TI!

I notice that Jane Fonda and David Letterman always show up in these.

LOL Nice list.