Top Ten Low-Budget Summer Fun Tips

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May 27th, 2009   #1
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At your next barbecue, serve inexpensive and delicious charcoal

Bathub plus Alka-Seltzer equals jacuzzi

You can send kids free to Al Qaeda training camp

Fake heart attack, ask ambulance to take you to hospital near Grand Canyon

After right amount of tequila, any beach becomes a nude beach

Light things that aren't firecrackers; yell "ka-pow!"

Make an inexpensive beach ball using a raccoon bladder

Don't say "stay-cation" unless you want to be punched

Go to Yankee Stadium and catch a ballgame for only $1,250

Instead of expensive log flume rides, take a U.S. Airways flight into the Hudson


 
May 27th, 2009   #2
sky2979
 
 
Hahahhahahahaha,.... I love Tequila!!! lol.


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May 27th, 2009   #3
Sevens
 
 
Nice...LOL


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June 2nd, 2009   #4
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