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May 14th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten JetBlue Excuses


http://gothamist.com/2008/05/13/man_claims_jet.php
Man Claims Jet Blue Made Him Sit in Airplane Lavatory for Hours

Top Ten JetBlue Excuses

Pilot's judgement was impaired from long day of drinking

Passenger never requested a non-lavatory seat

It wasn't just any toilet -- it was our exclusive "Admiral's Toilet"

That thar seat-countin' is hard

It was either there or the overhead compartment

If we didn't lock him in the bathroom, he probably would have complained about that!

Any publicity is good publicity, right?

We thought he was the Federal Toilet Marshall

C'mon, it's still better than Amtrak

Honestly, we assumed the plane would never take off
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May 14th, 2008   Post 2
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Nice! And thanks for the link to the story. Makes it even funnier.
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May 14th, 2008   Post 3
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Hahahahaha!!!
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May 15th, 2008   Post 4
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lolol story is funny too lawl
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May 16th, 2008   Post 5
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Yep, take it out on the foreign guy.
What a serious lack of professionalism. You give the seat to the passenger even if a flight attendant has to STAND the whole damned way.
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May 16th, 2008   Post 6
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Yep. Customers first.
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