Top Ten Jerry Lewis Excuses


"Rehearsing for my new film 'The Nutty Terrorist'"

"Haven't been myself since Lindsay Lohan went lesbian"

"I'm Batman"

"No shampoo on planes I understand, but guns? What is this, Damascus?"

"Was whacked out on some stuff I got from Amy Winehouse"

"Confused myself with Jerry Lee Lewis"

"How else do I open those airline peanuts?" Still a reference, people

"I was told this was a roast"

"Just found out I'd been seated next to Andy Dick"

"Sorry, I thought I put the gun in my schlamaaaaaaven"

LOL......