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February 19th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Jane Fonda Excuses


Top Ten Jane Fonda Excuses

It was nickel beer at IHOP

Seemed like something people would want to hear first thing in the morning

Katie Couric used to say it all the time

It's not such a bad word when you think about it

Roker likes it when I talk dirty

It was today's entry on my word-of-the-day calendar

Too many years listening to Ted Turner

Ain't been right since injection from Roger Clemens' trainer

That pinhead Lauer dared me

Trying to be romantic on Valentine's day
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February 19th, 2008   Post 2
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Hehehehe Nice.
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February 20th, 2008   Post 3
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Good one, TI!
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