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September 30th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Features Of The Rejected $700 Billion Bailout


Top Ten Features Of The Rejected $700 Billion Bailout
First 500 billion comes from Regis

If this bailout fails, promise of another $700 billion bailout to bailout the bailout

To give Americans a break, this week gas is being lowered to 9 bucks a gallon

For $20 you can bail yourself out with the hilarious Late Show Fun Facts book available now!

A billion dollars to rebuild the Mets bullpen

Instead of securities, they're now called "insecurities." Hey, you've been great. Enjoy Richard Lewis

For some reason, Haliburton gets $500 billion

No number 3 -- economy so bad writer sold computer

Everything west of the Mississippi will be sold to China

President Bush must send every American a "Sorry I'm a dumbass" card
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September 30th, 2008   Post 2
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Hehehe....
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October 1st, 2008   Post 3
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"President Bush must send every American a "Sorry I'm a dumbass" card"


HEHEHEHAHAHAHA!!!
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October 1st, 2008   Post 4
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"For $20 you can bail yourself out with the hilarious Late Show Fun Facts book available now!"

Hehe must be a good book.
Bailing out the bailout... might not be so funny in a few months!
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October 8th, 2008   Post 5
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hahahahaha!!!
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