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May 27th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Excuses of the Naked PilotTop Ten Excuses of the Naked Pilot "I was just helping her with her bags" "You don't say 'no' to Barbara Walters" "Well Harrisburg is the 'City of Love'" "Come on -- Amtrak engineers run around naked in the woods all the time" "Uh...a bear stole my pants?" "I always get aroused after browsing through the Skymall catalog" "So we can't fly drunk or have sex -- what is this, Russia?" No number 3 -- writer still playing Grand Theft Auto 4 on XBox -- will try very hard to have jokes tomorrow "Airline lost my clothes" "I thought it was a layover"
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May 27th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahaha!!
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May 28th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Nice list.
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May 28th, 2008
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| God of Scones | Very funny...
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