Topic: Top Ten Excuses Of The Man Caught Having Sex With A Picnic Table | |
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Topic: Top Ten Excuses Of The Man Caught Having Sex With A Picnic Table | |
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April 4th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Excuses Of The Man Caught Having Sex With A Picnic TableTop Ten Excuses Of The Man Caught Having Sex With A Picnic Table Got all worked up after looking through the IKEA catalog C'mon, did you see that picnic table? I was refinishing it and things just got out of hand Just broke up with the pool table and didn't want to be alone If you're gonna arrest every man who's had sex with a picnic table, you're gonna have to build a hell of a lot more prisons Was curious if I could have sex with anything more flat and lifeless than my wife -- hiyooo! Hey, a man has needs My doctor said I have Restless Nuts Syndrome It's not like I spent $4,000 for a hooker Well, it was our anniversary
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April 4th, 2008
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| Caesar | lol.. that is just wrong
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April 4th, 2008
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| Spam King | Quote:
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April 5th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Quote:
KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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July 4th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahaha!!!
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