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March 11th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Eliot Spitzer Excuses


Top Ten Eliot Spitzer Excuses

Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring

Hookers is fun

Just trying to help the economy

Have you ever been to Albany?

It's part of my new MTV prank show "Spitz'd"

Haven't been myself since Roy Schieder died

Uh, tainted beef?

Whether it's a hooker or your wife, you're always paying for it -- you married fellas know what I'm talking about

Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics

I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago
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March 11th, 2008   Post 2
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"Whether it's a hooker or your wife, you're always paying for it -- you married fellas know what I'm talking about"

Not if your wife makes more money than you do. Then you're getting paid to get laid. You become a he-bitch.
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March 11th, 2008   Post 3
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LOL............
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March 13th, 2008   Post 4
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HaHaHa




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