About Top Ten Donald Trump Financial Tips
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May 27th, 2009
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| | Top Ten Donald Trump Financial Tips infoOnly buy things that are essential, like golf courses and beauty pageants When nobody's watching, I go into the 7-11 and stick my head under a soda nozzle Save money by styling your own hair Sell North Dakota to the Chinese Double your money at the Trump Taj Mahal Casino, home of the loosest slots in Atlantic City Panic For tip number 4, simply send me $29.95 If all else fails, steal someone's identity We're screwed The fastest way to get rich: marry and divorce me |
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May 27th, 2009
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I like it.  Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine. |
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June 2nd, 2009
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| |  "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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