Top Ten Answers To The Question, "How Cold Is It?"

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Top Ten Answers To The Question, "How Cold Is It?"


It's so cold, Donald Trump's hair was shivering and rubbing its paws together

It's so cold, in New York City there are more polar bears than rats

It's so cold, Democrats are calling for an end to our dependence on foreign cocoa

It's so cold, ABC is debuting a new reality series, "Defrosting With The Stars"

It's so cold, Matthew McConaughey actually put on a shirt

No number 5 -- writer suffering hypothermia

It's so cold, Romney changed his first name to Mitten

It's so cold, Apple just introduced iScarf

It's so cold, Barack Obama is campaigning in Puerto Vallarta

It's so cold, Roger Clemens is injecting soup in his ass
 
That guy is so damn greasy if you threw him in a fire you'd probably have French Fries popping out the other end.
 
OMG. I was laughing so hard after the first one, I'm not sure what the rest say! *wipes tears*
 
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