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Topic: Top Ten Answers To The Question, "How Cold Is It?" |
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Answers To The Question, "How Cold Is It?"Top Ten Answers To The Question, "How Cold Is It?" It's so cold, Donald Trump's hair was shivering and rubbing its paws together It's so cold, in New York City there are more polar bears than rats It's so cold, Democrats are calling for an end to our dependence on foreign cocoa It's so cold, ABC is debuting a new reality series, "Defrosting With The Stars" It's so cold, Matthew McConaughey actually put on a shirt No number 5 -- writer suffering hypothermia It's so cold, Romney changed his first name to Mitten It's so cold, Apple just introduced iScarf It's so cold, Barack Obama is campaigning in Puerto Vallarta It's so cold, Roger Clemens is injecting soup in his ass
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| Caesar | Quote:
But Matthew needs to leave the shirt off
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| No Chance Outside | That guy is so damn greasy if you threw him in a fire you'd probably have French Fries popping out the other end.
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| Forum Brat | OMG. I was laughing so hard after the first one, I'm not sure what the rest say! *wipes tears*
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