Top Ten Answers To The Question "How Hot Is It?"
10. "It's so hot, George Steinbrenner just fired Al Roker"
9. "It's so hot, O.J. Simpson is stealing air conditioners"
8. "It's so hot, Leona Helmsley left 12 million dollars worth of party ice to her dog"
7. "It's so hot, Angelina Jolie is adopting kids from Antartica"
6. "It's so hot, Paris Hilton is sleeping with Ben and Jerry"
5. "It's so hot, energy experts believe sweat is the new oil"
4. "It's so hot, Michael Vick is organizing penguin fights"
3. "It's so hot, Al Gore says civilization will be destroyed in our lifetime"
2. "It's so hot, Isiah Thomas is groping figure skaters"
1. "It's so hot, the United States announced plans to invade Jamba Juice"

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