Topic: Top 16 REJECTED Motel 6 Slogans

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November 19th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; Top 16 REJECTED Motel 6 Slogans


16. We're working on that smell thing, too.
15. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.
14. As seen on *COPS*.
13. If we'd known you were staying all night, we'd have changed the sheets.
12. Not just for nooners anymore.
11. We left off the 9, but you know it's what we mean...
10. You rented the room, now we'll sell you the video!
9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.
8. We'll just leave the Lysol there for ya!
7. Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!
6. We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*!
5. It's Hookerriffic!
4. Official Lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins.
3. Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!
2. Cheap and Easy -- Just Like Your Mother.


And The Number 1 Rejected Motel 6 Slogan:
1. We put the *Ho* in *Motel*.
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November 19th, 2005   Post 2
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November 19th, 2005   Post 3
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