About Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say
| About Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say |
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September 13th, 2005
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| | Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say info9) You know, Pumpkin, now that you're 13 you'll be ready for unchaperoned dates. Won't that be fun? 8) I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up your's" attitude... I like that. 7) Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. Go crazy! 6) What do you mean you want to play football? Figure skating not good enough for you son? 5) Your mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party. 4) Well I don't know what's wrong with your car. Maybe one of those doohickie thingies... you know, that make it run or something? Just have it towed to a mechanic and I'll pay whatever he asks. 3) No son of mine is going to live under this roof and not have an earing! Now quit your bellyaching and let's go to the mall! 2) What do you want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. And the number one thing you'll never hear dad say... 1) Father's Day? Just another day. No need to do anything for me. "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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September 13th, 2005
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Number ten is my favorite. You could say that for any male.  "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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September 13th, 2005
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Some of those sound like Cheech or Chong's advice to their kid.  “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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September 14th, 2005
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 <---------Except this one. If I am lost I never hesitate to stop and ask for directions...  or at the least to consult a map. So sir, your hypothesis is WRONG!!   hehe still funny all in all Quote:
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September 14th, 2005
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| | Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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September 14th, 2005
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 si deum nobiscum, quis contra? AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL | ||
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January 13th, 2007
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Very nice!
Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine. |
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February 7th, 2007
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7) Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. Go crazy! I wish |
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