Topic: Top 10 Signs You Miss Nascar During The Off Season:

Team Infidel · January 21st, 2006

10. All-night viewings of the movie “3” followed by riding-lawnmower races in the backyard

9. Your dining room is now the largest slot car track in three states

8. You visit Pep Boys every day just to time how long it takes to rotate tires.

7. All your answers on Scrabble board are NASCAR related

6. You spend your free weekends installing 36 degree banking in your wife’s flower beds

5. Just for kicks, while giving your dog a haircut, you shave a “2” on his side.

4. Withholding your kid’s allowance until their bedroom has “passed tech.”

3. You spend a week creating a PowerPoint presentation titled, “How Kurt Busch won the NASCAR Nextel Cup championship.

2. For Christmas, you decorate your garage to look like victory lane at Daytona

1. You congratulate yourself for “really getting up on the wheel” of the grocery buggy at Wal-mart.

Marinerhodes · January 23rd, 2006

Hehe

Insight · January 24th, 2006

You feel your IQ going up 10 points for every weekend you don't watch a race.

AJChenMPH · January 24th, 2006

Hey, I resemble those remarks!

NCdt Steliga · January 28th, 2006

Nice.

Fox · January 29th, 2006

tomtom22 · February 7th, 2006

bulldogg · February 8th, 2006

#6 is priceless.
Good stuff TI!

January 21st, 2006	Post 1
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	Post; Top 10 Signs You Miss Nascar During The Off Season: 10. All-night viewings of the movie “3” followed by riding-lawnmower races in the backyard 9. Your dining room is now the largest slot car track in three states 8. You visit Pep Boys every day just to time how long it takes to rotate tires. 7. All your answers on Scrabble board are NASCAR related 6. You spend your free weekends installing 36 degree banking in your wife’s flower beds 5. Just for kicks, while giving your dog a haircut, you shave a “2” on his side. 4. Withholding your kid’s allowance until their bedroom has “passed tech.” 3. You spend a week creating a PowerPoint presentation titled, “How Kurt Busch won the NASCAR Nextel Cup championship. 2. For Christmas, you decorate your garage to look like victory lane at Daytona 1. You congratulate yourself for “really getting up on the wheel” of the grocery buggy at Wal-mart. __________________

January 24th, 2006	Post 4
AJChenMPH Forum Health Inspector Gear	Hey, I resemble those remarks! __________________ Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8

January 28th, 2006	Post 5
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Nice. __________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra

January 29th, 2006	Post 6
Fox Can you hear me now? Gear	Lol. __________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American

February 7th, 2006	Post 7
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Lol! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

January 24th, 2006	Post 3
Insight Banned	You feel your IQ going up 10 points for every weekend you don't watch a race.

February 8th, 2006	Post 8
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	#6 is priceless. Good stuff TI! __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

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