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October 27th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Post; Top 10 Rejection Lines...My friend just sent this to me. I got a kick out of it!  Top 10 Rejection Lines And What They Really Mean... Women 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one Jurassic geezer.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm dating.) 6. I've got a boyfriend. (Who's really my cat and half a gallon of Ben and Jerry's.) 5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) 1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. Its that male perspective thing.) Men 10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way. (You're ugly.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.) 6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.) 5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.) 2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.) 1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)
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October 27th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Yep, that's us alright. 
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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October 28th, 2006
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| Milforums Spamkiller | ahahaa....
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October 28th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | True enough. haha.
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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October 29th, 2006
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | True...tho i havent used them yet...sounds like waht i'd say. |
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October 29th, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | To men and our one track minds.
__________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight |
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October 29th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Sounds about right.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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October 30th, 2006
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| Centurion | cheers, a truer statement hasnt been made
__________________ \"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don\'t have that problem.\" Ronald Reagan 1985 |
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November 1st, 2006
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November 9th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer | Funny, both sides.
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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