Topic: Top 10 rejected US Army slogans 2

Jamoni · May 1st, 2004

I liked the "We won't f#$ up your head as bad as the marines". If there wasn't such an angry bent to most of them, it would be funny.

How about:
1. Be all that you can be (except under UCMJ code 43, or where being all you can be would interfere with your mission or the needs of the united states military, or being all you can be requires money, or where being all you can be would be seen as offensive by ANYONE, or being all you can be includes running faster than others, or where being all you can be involves saying what you REALLY think, or in cases where "all you can be" refers to "ALL 500lbs of you", or in such instances as your chain of command deems it innapropriate for you to be all you can be.)
2. It's like college without the smart people!
3. Earn just enough money for beer and hoors!

SHERMAN · May 1st, 2004

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It's like college without the smart people!

Yes, but as a substitute you get a rifle....

Redneck · May 1st, 2004

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Originally Posted by Jamoni

3. Earn just enough money for beer and hoors!

That's exactly like a college job!

RnderSafe · May 1st, 2004

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1. Be all that you can be (except under UCMJ code 43, or where being all you can be would interfere with your mission or the needs of the united states military, or being all you can be requires money, or where being all you can be would be seen as offensive by ANYONE, or being all you can be includes running faster than others, or where being all you can be involves saying what you REALLY think, or in cases where "all you can be" refers to "ALL 500lbs of you", or in such instances as your chain of command deems it innapropriate for you to be all you can be.)

bonnieblue716 · November 7th, 2004

how about these:
Draft beer, not people.
fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity

oh and for NG and AR
One weekend a month my ASS!!!!

FutureRANGER · November 8th, 2004

hey bonnie, that reminds me of a shirt I saw the other day I gotta share,

You can't hug with nuclear arms!

Marksman · November 8th, 2004

HAhahahahaha genious scentences,really genious

USAOwnz · November 8th, 2004

They are hilarious.

AFSteliga · November 21st, 2004

Good stuff

beardo · November 22nd, 2004

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Originally Posted by rlbush

From an old tshirt:
Join the Army - travel to exotic, distant lands; meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.

me thinks this is from ''full metal jacket''

November 7th, 2004	Post 15
bonnieblue716 Optio	how about these: Draft beer, not people. fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity oh and for NG and AR One weekend a month my ASS!!!! __________________ Let me win, but if I can not win, let me be brave in the attempt. Pledge of the althletes of the Special Olympics Airborne - All the Way! HOOAH

November 8th, 2004	Post 17
Marksman Tribuni Angusticlavii	HAhahahahaha genious scentences,really genious __________________

November 8th, 2004	Post 18
USAOwnz Optio	They are hilarious. __________________ Squirrelly Wrath! \|Congratualations Mr. President!\|Raven\'s Realm\|

November 21st, 2004	Post 19
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Good stuff __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

May 1st, 2004	Post 11
Jamoni Centurion	I liked the "We won't f#$ up your head as bad as the marines". If there wasn't such an angry bent to most of them, it would be funny. How about: 1. Be all that you can be (except under UCMJ code 43, or where being all you can be would interfere with your mission or the needs of the united states military, or being all you can be requires money, or where being all you can be would be seen as offensive by ANYONE, or being all you can be includes running faster than others, or where being all you can be involves saying what you REALLY think, or in cases where "all you can be" refers to "ALL 500lbs of you", or in such instances as your chain of command deems it innapropriate for you to be all you can be.) 2. It's like college without the smart people! 3. Earn just enough money for beer and hoors!

November 8th, 2004	Post 16
FutureRANGER Tribuni Angusticlavii	hey bonnie, that reminds me of a shirt I saw the other day I gotta share, You can't hug with nuclear arms!

Topic: Top 10 rejected US Army slogans 2

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