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May 12th, 2006   Post 1
Charge 7
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Post; Top 10 Reasons Why Sleep Is Better Than Sex


01 - You Don't Feel Guilty About Doing It Alone.

02 - No One Will Start Rumors About How Much You Sleep.

03 - You Wont Complain In The Morning About Not Getting Any.

04 - You Don't Have To Pay For Sleep.

05 - You Don't Need To Sleep After Sleeping.

06 - Sleep Can Last A Good 10 Hours.

07 - You Can Sleep In Church.

08 - While Sleeping You Can Have Sex With Anyone You Want.

09 - Your Teddy Bear Never Complains.

10 - It's Legal To Sleep In Any Position In All 50 States.
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Last edited by Charge 7; May 12th, 2006 at 05:00.
 
May 12th, 2006   Post 2
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May 12th, 2006   Post 3
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May 13th, 2006   Post 4
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lol...sleep is awesome...i swear i sleep at least 12 hours a day...
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May 13th, 2006   Post 5
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I sleep while posting.

Nice find Charge.
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May 13th, 2006   Post 6
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LOL....Good one.
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May 13th, 2006   Post 7
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Ummmm...are you having "issues" with Molly, sir?
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May 13th, 2006   Post 8
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Originally Posted by AJChenMPH
Ummmm...are you having "issues" with Molly, sir?
Hey, hey! Let's not get too personal there, LT!

Things are fine with the home six, never better. However, I have been working my a** off for so long now that sleep is about the best thing I have to look forward to these days.
 
May 14th, 2006   Post 9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Charge 7
Hey, hey! Let's not get too personal there, LT!
Aye aye, Colonel!
 
May 14th, 2006   Post 10
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Nice one.
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