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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Post; ToothA man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!" The Dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No," the patient says, "I am fine with pills" The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet." The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill!" "It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
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| Primus Pilus | lolol man i tot the nurse was gonna give him a good time so that when they take the teeth out... he wont notice! |
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| Milforums Spamkiller | hahaha... nice.
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| Can you hear me now? | hahaha...funny.
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | That's good.
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Quote:
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Bump ..... Got this in my email today. |
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Great joke.
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