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March 21st, 2007   Post 1
tomtom22
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A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.
"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects.
"I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"
The Dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.
"No," the patient says, "I am fine with pills"
The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill!"
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
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March 21st, 2007   Post 2
JulesLee
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lolol man i tot the nurse was gonna give him a good time so that when they take the teeth out... he wont notice!
 
March 21st, 2007   Post 3
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March 21st, 2007   Post 4
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hahaha... nice.
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March 21st, 2007   Post 5
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hahaha...funny.
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March 22nd, 2007   Post 6
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That's good.
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March 22nd, 2007   Post 7
philam15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sevens
What she said ^^
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November 9th, 2007   Post 8
tomtom22
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Bump .....

Got this in my email today.
 
November 10th, 2007   Post 9
Del Boy
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Great joke.
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