Today I woke up at my fiance"s place with grumbling stomach pains. I left her in bed to go hav explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to her room. When i was done,I came back to be to snuggle up next to her sleeping form and she rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything."

OHHHHH!!!!!!!! That's always fun!


I woke up to a phone call saying that a distant relative over-dosed last night...

suddenly waking up with a sprained knee that I could barely move doesnt seem so bad.

Suddenly I'm thankful I'm able to go to work tonight. LOL I hope you boys get better soon.

Yeah, sometimes hearing abt other people's problems really makes you appreciate your own life!

Thanks for sharing Mayser!!!

im still getting sh** for it.... she wont let it go...

Oh no worries, Mayser. Eventually you'll do something else and she'll forget all about this incident while she torments you about whatever else you did.

Originally Posted by Mayser

Today I woke up at my fiancé"s place with grumbling stomach pains. I left her in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to her room. When i was done,I came back to be to snuggle up next to her sleeping form and she rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything."

Explosive diarrhea, that's the pits!

unfortunatly she has the memory of a genius, i tell her things that i dont even remember and she know the exact conversation/event verbatum...its scary...she will never let it go

Originally Posted by Mayser

unfortunatly she has the memory of a genius, i tell her things that i dont even remember and she know the exact conversation/event verbatum...its scary...she will never let it go

Take it from an old married man, that is a gift that women have that you will never be able to overcome, trust me.