About Time for your weekend safety briefing!
|July 29th, 2005||#1|
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Time for your weekend safety briefing! info
So here we go. Your weekend safety brief! Feel free to add anything you need.
First off, if you are under 21, don't drink, if you're over 21, don't drink and drive. Don't beat your spouse and don't let your spouse beat you. Wait for half an hour after you eat to swim. Also swim with a buddy and don't swim in unauthorized areas. Don't drink and swim and don't drink and boat. It's getting hot out here so make sure you stay hydrated, and if you choose to drink, be sure you double the amount of water you drink, so you all come back on Monday for PT. Be careful out there - travel in battle buddies - people will try to take advantage of you out there - they know you are a soldier with a steady paycheck - that's both males and females - males, don't laugh - the instances of male on male love is more and more common these days...
|August 2nd, 2005||#4|
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if your're not coming back for Pete's sake at least call and let us know so that we can start the paper work!!
If you don't make your own decisions someone else will.
If you don't make yourself happy... no one else will.
If you want to make God laugh just tell him your plans!
|August 2nd, 2005||#5|
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Don't sweat the petty things...
and Don't pet the sweaty things.
Also, if you are at the zoo, don't pound on the glass for the gorilla exhibit. It only makes them angry.
And don't wear sandals. If the animals get free, it is very hard to run.