Well as a lot of you know, Friday's mean weekend Safety Brief's, because Joe is helpless and needs to be told EVERYTHING.

So here we go. Your weekend safety brief! Feel free to add anything you need.

First off, if you are under 21, don't drink, if you're over 21, don't drink and drive. Don't beat your spouse and don't let your spouse beat you. Wait for half an hour after you eat to swim. Also swim with a buddy and don't swim in unauthorized areas. Don't drink and swim and don't drink and boat. It's getting hot out here so make sure you stay hydrated, and if you choose to drink, be sure you double the amount of water you drink, so you all come back on Monday for PT. Be careful out there - travel in battle buddies - people will try to take advantage of you out there - they know you are a soldier with a steady paycheck - that's both males and females - males, don't laugh - the instances of male on male love is more and more common these days...

always wear a condom or at least carry one, only talk to ugly women/men when all else has failed

buy a pet and stay clear of trouble

if your're not coming back for Pete's sake at least call and let us know so that we can start the paper work!!

Don't sweat the petty things...

and Don't pet the sweaty things.


Also, if you are at the zoo, don't pound on the glass for the gorilla exhibit. It only makes them angry.

And don't wear sandals. If the animals get free, it is very hard to run.

Cut to the chase and go ugly early (cos lets face it you will end up with them anyway)

Do unto others before they do unto you.

JUST KIDDING

Be good and if you can't be good be careful... and if you can't be careful buy a pram.

Always wear MOPP 5 and if you are going to go AWOL, please clean your gear, leave it on your bunk and tell the admin clerk